First Aid Lines by Aldo Colombini

CURES FOR HECKLERS AND OTHER PROBLEMS! In this book you’ll find an incredible amount of good lines to use when those inevitable accidents happen. No matter how experienced a performer you are (magician, MC, speaker, comedian) you will face situations from time to time where you need something to save the moment. It’s not a question of IF it will happen, it’s a question of WHEN it will happen. You face a heckler, you drop something, you make a mistake, you hear a noise off stage, a baby cries, etc., knowing exactly what to say at the appropriate moment will show the audience that you are a real professional.